Thursday, October 15, 2009

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A husband and wife are walking down the street and they see a parrot in a pet store window. They stop to admire the bird and the parrot says to the husband, "Your wife is really ugly." The husband is furious so they immediately leave the store. The next day the couple sees the same parrot in the window and the parrot, upon seeing them, says to the husband, “Your wife is really ugly." The husband goes inside the pet store and demands to speak to the owner. The husband is livid and yells at the owner and threatens to sue the store and have the bird killed. The store owner apologizes profusely and states that bird has been a problem for a long time and he’ll take care of it. He tells the husband that he will make sure the bird never says anything negative about his wife again. The couple leaves, and the pet store owner takes the bird in the back room and proceeds to rough it up in order to teach it a lesson. The next day, when the couple walks past the store they see the parrot sitting on his perch, but this time the parrot has a black eye, his feathers are ruffled and one of his wings is in a cast. As they walk past, the husband looks at the bird, waiting to see if it’ll say anything. The parrot looks at the husband from its perch in a cocky manner and says, “Ain’t nothin’ changed.”

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